Per usual, callers set the agenda. Issues raised include: how difficult is it to become a millionaire; why isn’t Dennis a rabbi; what classical sources did Dennis use to write his Torah commentary… The President announces an end (temporary?) to the government shutdown.

What Is the single most important trait next to gratitude? Dennis has an answer. Callers have ideas, too.

Roger Stone has been indicted — the usual charges that have nothing to do with Russia Collusion or the President: lying to Congress, obstruction of justice, witness tampering. He was arrested in a pre-dawn raid. Why? Intimidation and gratuitous punishment are the only possible answers… Good Morning America casually reports that Kate Hudson is raising her daughter as genderless.